For my next trick, I will make you understand me.

On August 18, 1986, a baby was born that would change the world. And right next to that baby was me, Dylan Love.

I hail from the great state of Virginia, where I was the worst kisser on my chess team and the best fist fighter in my Bible study. Now I live in New York, and it’s okay.

I enjoy long walks off short piers and long peers in strangers’ windows.

I am more fun than a double-jointed stripper.

I welcome your emails here.