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		<title>30 pictures from my weird and wonderful trip to Asheville, North Carolina</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Feb 2012 14:44:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I land at JFK at 9 PM tonight. Can someone pick me up?]]></description>
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		<title>Rounding out my flirtation with North Carolina</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Feb 2012 23:55:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[We stayed at Mark&#8217;s dad&#8217;s house in Rosman, NC last night. What&#8217;s in Rosman? Not much. Just a convenience store that was just recently able to sell alcohol on Sundays. I know because the cashier told us: HER: Y&#8217;all are in luck. This is the first Sunday we&#8217;ve been able to sell alcohol. They just [...]]]></description>
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		<title>If you&#8217;re not weird, then you&#8217;re the weirdo</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Feb 2012 17:04:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Friday night&#8217;s ridealong was cut short due to an emergency police meeting, so I was dropped off at a friend&#8217;s house just as he and everyone else was deciding to reenact Trainspotting. People were shoving things into their bodies like fat girls on a cookie bender. That&#8217;s not my scene at all (I&#8217;m much more [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Comedy below the Mason-Dixon line</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Feb 2012 21:59:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Mark&#8217;s nights begin with his coworkers shouting &#8220;WE&#8217;RE OFF WORK!&#8221; Then they run to the adjoining coffee shop (which is closed by this point) to pump music through the stereo and drink. The whole thing feels like a deleted scene from a Kevin Smith movie until one coworker produces a mason jar full of milk [...]]]></description>
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		<title>On the ground in North Carolina</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Feb 2012 22:58:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Airports are terrible. &#8220;Cocksucker,&#8221; the guy whispered under his breath as I got in line to board the plane to Charlotte just a split second before him. I told myself it was just New York giving me a final shaming before I left. One last indignity before cheating death by flying like a bird for [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Traveling via metal tube</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Feb 2012 20:48:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today is a travel day. I took a $12 shuttle bus from Grand Central to JFK and fell asleep while listening to some dopey podcast, my head swaying along to the rhythm of the bus hitting potholes as it rollicked through Queens. I am headed for the pastoral promise of North Carolina! I&#8217;ll be there [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How are you celebrating Valentine&#8217;s Day?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Feb 2012 19:22:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[My first act as a human being was to destroy a woman&#8217;s body. I caused her weight to yo-yo, made her moody, changed her hip structure, tore her perineum, and made her defecate in front of a room full of strangers as the doctor yanked my bulbous head out of her. (I freaked out when [...]]]></description>
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		<title>An experiment in translation</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Feb 2012 03:13:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I copied and pasted one of my earliest closers into Google Translate and bounced it from English to Chinese to German to Russian to Chinese to Hindi to Korean to Arabic to Chinese a third time. Then finally back to English. Here&#8217;s what came out (and no, I won&#8217;t share the original English): I love all [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A prayer for Valentine&#8217;s Day</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Feb 2012 23:04:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tomorrow is Valentine&#8217;s Day, so you should probably kill yourself. I&#8217;m very much a &#8220;let&#8217;s take it slowly&#8221; guy when it comes to relationships, but don&#8217;t interpret that as anything more than a paralyzing fear of rejection. You might think that standup comedy experience would temper me for it, but a failed joke equates to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dialogue</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Feb 2012 17:33:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;&#8230;but I didn&#8217;t know that. I don&#8217;t know what they teach you at school in West&#8230;in Virginia.&#8221; &#8220;Fair enough. But hold on there &#8211; you almost said &#8216;West Virginia,&#8217; didn&#8217;t you?&#8221; &#8220;&#8230;Yes.&#8221; &#8220;I&#8217;m not from there and never would be! Virginians make fun of West Virginia the same way that New Yorkers make fun of [...]]]></description>
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