For my next trick, I will make you understand me.

Indulging my inner fat kid

What kind of day did I have today? I had artisanal hotdogs for lunch, if that gives you any idea. Eating my feelings never tasted so good.

The hot dog on the left is covered with cream cheese, scallions, and the seeds from an everything bagel. The delicious bastard on the right is topped with avocado and sour cream, and then to make it ridiculous, the hot dog is wrapped in bacon.

God bless New York, where you can get anything you want. Like more meat on your meat.