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Dan Harmon -  @danharmon

“Drank 5 hour energy. Then 2 sudafed. Forgetting I’d taken them, had a vodka rocks. Just saw Ben Franklin in the kitchen. He says aisisjd”

Megan Ganz - @meganganz

“A woman full of whiskey is like a cupcake full of hornets.”

Neil Goldman - @neilskee

“I’ve given up trying to convince my parents that our show isn’t called ‘The Community.’”

Sona Panos - @sonapanos

“The quicker you realize no one gives a shit about you, the faster you can start not giving a shit about yourself. Wait, that can’t be right.”

Chris Kula - @chriskula

“LA has a wealth of excellent Mexican restaurants, at least four of which I drove past on my way to Chipotle.”

 Adam Countee@adamcountee

“I hate when pizza is over.”

Andy Bobrow - @abobrow

“”Mr. President, should I order an airstrike?” “No. You can’t send a plane to do a horse’s job.” #dialoguefromwarhorse?”

Garrett Donovan - @garrettdonovan

“I just thought of a great tweet.”

Steve Basilone - @sbasilone

“So long as the 16 year old version of myself would think what I’m doing now is cool, I know I’m okay.”

Tim Saccardo - @timsaccardo

“Guy coming out of the men’s room apologized as I was walking in. But some things just can’t be forgiven.”

Chris McKenna - @cpmckenna

“I’m Laura Linney, and I’ve always been 41.”

Alex Cooley - @alexcooley

“My lip gloss makes my lips tingle and go numb and is probably giving me cancer. I hope boys notice that my lips are shiny!”

Annie Mebane - @anniemebane

“laugh like people are dancing like no one’s watching.”