I don’t know how to do the things that make you say wow
but when I told you about
peanut butter, bacon, and banana sandwiches
you said whoa
and that’s close enough.
I am a special type of ridiculous
with glitter cape, head full of karate,
and sunglasses for nighttime.
Tell me what you think of this.
Two hunks of burning love combine
and the whole is greater than the sum of its parts.
That could be us,
Or do you maybe just wanna make out in the bathroom